Sperma Party (Italiano!) is a DVD from ATV entertainment. One long gang bang throughout the movie the DVD departs from the usual scene 1, 2, 3 … format as although it is divided into chapters the whole DVD is a rolling orgy. There are four girls and forty guys all wanting to get it on in what appears to be a pole dancing club.

The opening scenes are girl on girl, or to be accurate girl on girl on girl on girl. There’s a lot of mutual masturbation and the occasional glass dildo until the busload of guys gets in on the act.

You’ll find multiple penetrations, ATM and most of the usual porn movie permutations all topped off with a bukkake scene followed by the girls snowballing the cum from the recipient of the assembled guys’ ball sacks.

If you want a gang bang movie this makes a refreshing change from the US and US-influenced gang bang movies. It seems fresher and more natural, if a gang bang being filmed can be natural. Sperma party will not win any awards for originality but it does score highly on honesty and quantity of fucking.

Retailed in the UK by Simply Pleasure stores. You can find your nearest local store here.

Tenga are a Japanese manufacturer of sex toys for men who first came to prominence because of their onacups.  That’s “Ona” as in Onanism – male masturbation. Until the Tenga Flip Hole was released all Tenga toys were sold as single use items and although you could use a condom to ensure they had a longer life it was impossible to wash them out. Not very green.

So the Tenga Flip Hole is a big departure for the company. Launched in 2008 its second incarnation sports a nice shiny black case instead of the original while one and has a completely new internal design. And a “better grip”. We are not sure if that refers to the inside or outside of the masturbator because the model we tried is the original white cased version.

The toy has a hard outer case with two lozenge shapes cut out of the sides. This allows the soft silicone insert to expand when you are using the flip hole. Set into the external surface of the silicone insert are six buttons, three either side allowing you to control the sensation applied to your penis by the toy’s internal contours.

I feel like saying “and now the science part …” at this point but I wont. Tenga describe each of the internal  features, ribs, bobbles and what have you with different names like “End Orb”, “Click Orb” and “Quattro Wave”. It suffices to say there are a lot of internal features to enjoy in conjunction with the three different viscosity of lubricants supplied in the box. Removing part of the case allows the Tenga Flip Hole to split along its length to reveal that each half has a different pattern of stimulating ridges to excite you.  So along with the buttons on the outside there are a huge range of stimulating possibilities to investigate.

Opening up like this means that for the first time the Tenga is totally washable and can be used over and over. The hinge at the top means that you can hang it on the other part of the case that you removed to open the device so it will drip/air dry. Nice design.

In comparison to a “palm pussy” style male masturbator the Tenga is quite bulky, but does look pretty cool. In fact because of the white colour scheme and slick design we have compared it to wanking into an iPod.

Should you spend your hard-earned cash on a Tenga Flip Hole? The toy does have its down sides, it is more expensive than a lot of male masturbators, though not the most expensive we’ve seen. It is also bulkier than you might imagine because there’s a lot going on inside. However it screams quality from the moment you open the box and using it reinforces this.

The control afforded by the ovoid cross section case and the buttons on the insert are a revelation. The toy comes alive when you slide yourself into it and the combination of ingenious internal design and a range of lubes means you’ll have hours of fun straight out of the box. The satisfaction derived from watching the silicone sleeve swell and spill out of the side of the toy when you push your penis into it can not be over stated. It certainly put a smile on my face. As did the fact that it can be used again and again.

Nice one Tenga.

The Monkey Spanker is one of the cheapest male masturbators you can buy. Yes, as the name suggests this product has one function, to aid male masturbation.

The designers of the Monkey Spanker have designed a simple toy, in fact it is difficult to imagine a toy much simpler. It consists of a sandwich of a piece of soft and yielding silicone between two hard pieces of plastic. The hard plastic provides the support required to hold and move the toy while the soft silicone section provides the soft but firm and stimulating sensation required to perform the job in hand.

Except of course that when you are using the Monkey Spanker the job isn’t in your hand, it’s in the Monkey Spanker.

If you’ve never masturbated with a sex toy before you would be forgiven for wondering if something looking so totally unlike a vagina can actually deliver anything more than the soft, yielding and familiar relief that your own hand can. Prepare to be surprised.

The Monkey Spanker has been around for a few years now and yet short of a slight change in design to the handle scheduled “Real Soon Now” it has not been changed in all that time. The reason is that it really works.

This isn’t a toy that attempts to mimic a real woman, it is meant to provide the right stimulation to allow a man to have a good time on his own. With a little water based lube and the right wrist action you’ll wonder why you didn’t buy the Monkey Spanker sooner.

Long, slow stroked down the length of your penis will be enjoyable and for that intense finish short fast strokes just below the head of your penis will stimulate the frenulum intensely.

The Monkey Spanker does come with a vibrating bullet which clips into the handle. It’s nice, but not earth shattering when it comes to enhancing the toy and if you are using this masturbator hard and fast you simply don’t notice the vibrations much anyway.

We would describe the Monkey Spanker as a great, simple, easy to clean male masturbator. It is not perfect nor does it make you feel like you are inside a real woman but with plenty of lube it does its job and doesn’t break the bank. We can’t see how the new design of handle is going to make it much better though … maybe it will stop you getting calluses when you use it too often …