Monkey Spanker Review

Monkey Spanker

The Monkey Spanker is one of the cheapest male masturbators you can buy. Yes, as the name suggests this product has one function, to aid male masturbation.

The designers of the Monkey Spanker have designed a simple toy, in fact it is difficult to imagine a toy much simpler. It consists of a sandwich of a piece of soft and yielding silicone between two hard pieces of plastic. The hard plastic provides the support required to hold and move the toy while the soft silicone section provides the soft but firm and stimulating sensation required to perform the job in hand.

Except of course that when you are using the Monkey Spanker the job isn’t in your hand, it’s in the Monkey Spanker.

If you’ve never masturbated with a sex toy before you would be forgiven for wondering if something looking so totally unlike a vagina can actually deliver anything more than the soft, yielding and familiar relief that your own hand can. Prepare to be surprised.

The Monkey Spanker has been around for a few years now and yet short of a slight change in design to the handle scheduled “Real Soon Now” it has not been changed in all that time. The reason is that it really works.

This isn’t a toy that attempts to mimic a real woman, it is meant to provide the right stimulation to allow a man to have a good time on his own. With a little water based lube and the right wrist action you’ll wonder why you didn’t buy the Monkey Spanker sooner.

Long, slow stroked down the length of your penis will be enjoyable and for that intense finish short fast strokes just below the head of your penis will stimulate the frenulum intensely.

The Monkey Spanker does come with a vibrating bullet which clips into the handle. It’s nice, but not earth shattering when it comes to enhancing the toy and if you are using this masturbator hard and fast you simply don’t notice the vibrations much anyway.

We would describe the Monkey Spanker as a great, simple, easy to clean male masturbator. It is not perfect nor does it make you feel like you are inside a real woman but with plenty of lube it does its job and doesn’t break the bank. We can’t see how the new design of handle is going to make it much better though … maybe it will stop you getting calluses when you use it too often …