Candy Cottage and The Harward Girls Review

Posted by Alex | Adult Movies | Monday 30 August 2010 9:26 pm

Candy Cottage Harward GirlsA few months ago I reviewed a book by Kojo Black which contained two stories Candy Cottage and The Harward Girls. The book is unusual in several respects. The care with which it is written, the illustrations which are explicit without being lurid and the fact that the stories are mirrored in two R18 DVDs. The production of these DVDs is described within the book, after each story.

This all combines to make the book an interesting as well as arousing read.

So when we met the author at a trade show in July this year we were thrilled to get hold of a copy of each of the films – Candy Cottage and The Harward Girls.

The films have been available for some time and in the world of porn where new movies are emerging every week you might think that is a bad thing. However these DVDs are like the book, different from the mainstream and so stand somewhat apart from the rest of the offerings on the sex shop shelves.

I’ll begin with Candy Cottage, which describes the goings on within a house of decadent pleasures. Each scene follows the events depicted in the book and is narrated every step of the way with passages from it. The style of the production could be described as a little naïve. Production values are not super-high, but it shares that characteristic with a lot of porn. The direction is good, but falters occasionally, as does the lighting and camera work. These are not in themselves criticisms as I never found the occasional badly lit shot or inappropriate angle jarring, they merely added to the sense that you were watching something that didn’t conform to what most of the industry regards as the norm.

Candy cottage is an OK movie. Maybe be cause it’s a few years old, or maybe because the team behind it were just finding their feet it feels like a film with a much better movie trying to get out. The performers are refreshingly unconventional and not your usual porn movie fodder, seeming more natural and therefore adding quite a voyeuristic element to the DVD. Personally I preferred the written version of the Candy Cottage to the DVD, but I did enjoy the movie all the same just not as much as I had hoped.

The Harward Girls is a movie about a mysterious academy/finishing school for girls with a musical bent. And with a Head Mistress with an authoritarian streak, a fact which helps develop the student’s sexual repertoire as they study. Whereas the Candy Cottage falls a little short in execution despite its refreshingly independent approach The Harward Girls is a movie which more successfully conveys the atmosphere of the book.

Yes the movie has its faults but they are minor. Throughout the film the sense of discovery felt by the new student at the academy is successfully conveyed. I don’t ever expect a porn movie to incorporate a totally compelling narrative that sweeps me along and forces me to study every frame of the film. The sex will do that all on its own. However in The Harward Girls the narration, similar to that in Candy Cottage does go part way to creating a believable if fantastical plot which enhances your viewing pleasure.

Emphasising the female aspect of sexuality, discovery and a little discipline and domination (in the mildest sense) this film takes you to surprising places and is one that’s well worth watching if you are looking for something different from the carbon copy porn so widely available yet still want full-on hardcore sex.

Porn star spotters will notice a young Alicia Rhodes and Tony DeSergio in these two films.

If you read the book, you can now see the films. Certainly get hold of The Harward Girls if you can, as for Candy Cottage, well, it’s an interesting watch but not quite up to the standard of the Harward Girls. And beware, the DVD versions available online may be the softer 18 certificate, not the full-fat R18 so choose carefully when ordering.

Candy Cottage and The Harward Girls Review, Kojo Black, Sweatmeats,Jo Mason, Majella, Kylie-Baby, Taylor, Faith, Linda Murray, Dominique, Pete LeMeat, Tony Desergio, Storm, Alan Nielson, Lee, Lucy Law, Kelle Marie, Starr, Teonna, Karen Wood, Amelia, Jamie Woods, Liberty, Alicia Rhodes, Mark Stevens

Gazzman’s Bust Lust review

Posted by admin | Adult Movies | Friday 1 January 2010 8:27 pm

We will start this review of Gazzma’s Bust Lust with a summary of the actions in the scenes to give you a flavour of the Hi Def action.

Scene one starts with girl-on-girl with one of them smoking a cigar and blowing smoke throughout. For us her cigar was a distraction, if not a turn-off, but if girls smoking is your thing then you are in for a treat. We weren’t sure why the girls got off so much by rubbing their boobs together and repeatedly spitting on them when there were so many other things these stocking clad beauties could have gotten up to.  After ten minutes of breast jiggling and the occasional nipple suck we thought the girls were about to get down to a bit of hot girl-girl 69 action when the first male performer appears to bury his manhood inside the brunette.

A long and vigorous four-way fuck follows with the guys cumming on the girls bounteous boobs before they greedily rub their semen soaked breasts together for a few minutes to finish. This scene seems more than others to be full of loud ludicrous and unnecessary dialogue and over-acted groaning.

Scene two is girl-guy and includes huge amounts of cock sucking by Angelina Ashe.  She tells us how she likes her breast to get a lot of attention – hardly surprising in a DVD about breasts – while she teases us dressed in red basque and stockings. The scene includes vaginal sex, tit fucking and a brief foot wank before Olivier Sanchz cums on her pussy.

In scene three Charley Chase explains how she likes to rub her breasts as an aid to concentration. Then gets spit roast by two studs by the pool. It’s energetic and finishes with a facial cum shot dribbling onto Charley’s boobs. We hope they showered before going for a swim …

In scene four Jenna Presley confirms that her boobs are not natural, if that was in any doubt. More so than any of the other girls she seems to be reading from a script, for example “anything I can do to help a man bust his hot load all over [my boobs]” was a line delivered in such a wooden way that our ears got splinters. Jenna and Olivier Sanchez then try out a commendable large range of positions which rather less commendably include a huge amount of cock sucking before her predictable facial.

Scene five stars Jessica Moore two guys and an ice cube. No scripted intro this time but lots of “Oh yeah” and “Oh my God” throughout. DP, spit roast, oral and breast tugging fills the scene before Jessica gets a facial from one guy while being buggered by the other who eventually delivers his load over her ass cheeks.

Riley Evans brings up the rear. She tells us how she “really need[s] two cocks right now” and miraculously gets them delivered to her poolside. All holes get filled before her tits get splashed with cum.

The DVD extras are not what you would call extensive. The usual cum shot recap and photo gallery. The photos are evenly lit and in high-res but less than inspired in content or composition. Yes, this is porn but they didn’t really appeal to us which is quite a feat considering the girls are good looking and well stacked.

This DVD could have been shorter and done without much of the dialogue and groaning to give more impact. As so often is the case this is supposed to convey lust and appreciation but ends up feeling intrusive and tempting you to turn down the volume.

To sum up, the girls are great and most of the guys perform well. The images are crystal clear and if you like boobs and can put up with the racket this DVD is very watchable. It does however have little to differentiate it from dozens of other similar titles in terms of variety and originality of content.

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